I'm Sure They Invented Some Things

"McMike" (mcmike) 03/17/2016 at 09:53 • Filed to: None

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They just couldn’t remember who did it.

Svend > McMike 03/17/2016 at 09:57

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Irish whiskey, the best whiskey the world will ever know.

EL_ULY > McMike 03/17/2016 at 09:58

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CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!! My f*ckin fav!

spanfucker retire bitch > McMike 03/17/2016 at 09:59

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And then the first thing they invent after Whiskey is something called Irish Road Bowling which is exactly as much of game created by a bunch of drunks as it sounds.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 03/17/2016 at 10:00

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Coincidence? I think not.

64Mali > McMike 03/17/2016 at 10:01

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I don’t know if I have any Irish whiskey left, I might have to go scotch. I drank the bottle of Tulamore Due 12year that I brought back from Ireland (before it was readily available here)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > McMike 03/17/2016 at 10:01

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Scots inventions, on the other hand, mostly revolved around incredible and epic cheapness and misuse of machinery, because they spent all their money on whiskey. Case in point, someone in my family way back when made a top hat out of wood instead of buying one. On a lathe.

coelacanthist > McMike 03/17/2016 at 10:12

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Sometimes after a job well done, one must relax and enjoy the fruits of their labors.

Azrek > McMike 03/17/2016 at 11:04

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I showed this to my older co-worker.

Coworker: 14th Century to the 17th? Isn’t that when the Vikings and British were oppressing them?
Me: Er...yeah...that is exactly the time.

REO Jackwagon > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/17/2016 at 16:44

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Wasn’t the Telephone a Scots invention?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > REO Jackwagon 03/17/2016 at 16:49

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Well, yeah. More or less. Canado-Americo-Scot. Also the steam engine - Scot. There’s no telling how hard a Scot will work if it means potential for future laziness and/or saves time for and funds drinking - mostly drinking.

REO Jackwagon > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/17/2016 at 16:58

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Also without the Scots, no one could get off Scot-free

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > REO Jackwagon 03/17/2016 at 16:59

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Indeed.